May 2011
4 posts
When I was ten years old, my mom and I had the house to ourselves for a night (rare in my huge family.) We decided we were going to watch a grown-up movie, so my mom popped in The Devil’s Advocate, which she had just rented. My mom got the willies about fifteen minutes into the movie and we watched The Mask instead, and I never wound up seeing The Devil’s Advocate. Until last night.
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“Deal with bad brain days the same way you deal with bad hair days. Cover it up...”
– Dubious psychological advice from my brain at 1:00 AM
Why Do I Have This Thing?
Three of these answers are true.
1) Because of this one. Upon reading I immediately wanted to be that witty.
2) Because people have been bothering me to update my blogs, and I’m not feeling like the things I have to say fit on either one of them.
3) Because I am secretly convinced that I am the funniest, cleverest thing in the world.
4) Because I am confident in my ability to update it...